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Flower pink pussy

Spring has officially sprung and pink floral kingdom is spreading its tulips faster than a newly divorced cougar flower Coachella. There's a reason the birds and the bees just can't stop making sweet, sweet love to the plant world this time of year.

Pink Pussy Willow (Salix chaenomeloides 'Mt Asama')

Flowers are just plain sexy. This parasitic flowering plant is known not only for its fierce vaginal resemblance, but also for the fact that it smells like shit.

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No — seriously. Hydnora Africana intentionally emits a fecal odor to attract pollinators like dung beetles.

Pink Pussy Willow (Salix chaenomeloides 'Mt Asama')

If you happen to run into a Pussy Africana on a warm summer's eve, though, do NOT suggest that she consider a disposable douche or other feminine hygiene product. I'm still drenched. There has always been something undeniably sexy about that scene in The Wizard of Oz when Dorothy passes flower in a field of vaginas — I mean petite eighteen sex Like human lady parts, poppies come in a variety of different pink, shapes and sizes.

The major difference between the human vagina and the poppy is that the latter's seeds taste great on a bagel.

5 Flowers That Look Like Vaginas

Georgia O'Keeffe was one of the first artists to call attention to the vaginal stylings of the red canna, but this tropical plant is more than just a pretty punani. Red canna produces an edible starch commonly fed pussy livestock.

I guess this explains why cows love to chew their cud for hours on end. Those dirty, sexy bovines are honing their skills at flower cunnilingus.