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Illustration by Farraz Tandjoeng. The political climate in Indonesia right now is, in a word, nauseating. It's been a dildo season characterized by pointless controversiesindonesiqn dogwhistlesand just straight up hoaxes.

Indonesian Voters Want DILDO This Presidential Election - VICE

And all of this drama is over an election where a lot of Indonesians see two choices that are so unappealing that the idea of just going golputor not voting at allseems like the only smart choice. But indonesiqn this toxic environment, a new candidate pair is pulling ahead in the race, dominating the headlinesand reigniting Indonesians' interest in electoral politics.

Who, you're asking, are these saviors of democracy that everyone keeps talking about? I think more people are going to vote for Nurhadi-Aldo.

Vote 'Dildo for Indonesia': rivals for president find young voters hard to please

I mean, who could resist their charming smile? DILDO is skyrocketing in popularity in Indonesia thanks to the pair's penchant for totally absurd quotes, funny religious advice, twin nude blonde easy-to-remember hashtags like SmackQueenYaQueen, which can be read as " semakin yakin ," or "more assured.

DILDO is the creation of Indonesian shitposters, a crowdsourced meme that keeps on growing with people all over the country throwing themselves in the race as supporters of DILDO and their MahaAsyik or "divine fun" coalition. All you need is follow the meme's template, think up a few bullshit work programs, a suggestive slogan, and a random academic title and you're good to go.

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